Monday, 07 April 2008

• Sarcasm

  Sometimes, I feel a bit sad because no one seems to be able to distinguish my sarcasm with my regular speech.

  The way I express my sarcasm is marked by these symptoms:

  • I say something stupid. ("O my gawd, mosquitoes can fly!")
  • I either say it extremely flatly/monotone or overly incredulously. Usually flat.
  • I have a blank face with one raised eyebrow (my right).
  • I stare at anyone that thinks I'm serious as if they are missing out. Which they are.
    

  Another announcement: some Old Spice commercials annoy me.

  Old Spice, For Hair and/or Body. Or both.  It's that, the rest are pretty entertaining.
  

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